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When all my friends are finally home for summer and we revert back to raiding our parents liquor cabinets

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COMING HOME DRUNK

howdoiputthisgently:

IN HIGH SCHOOL:

IN COLLEGE:

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WHEN A HOT GUY ASKS FOR MY NUMBER

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poyzn:

Love story.

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fyeahartstudentowl:

Just happened. At first I was worried the newsprint would combust in the microwave. But then I decided bacon was the higher priority.

Why are you cooking bacon in the microwave to begin with? Thats just wrong. Fry the bitch.

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poyzn:

Phone and laptop.

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slutsneverdie:

thats the motto nigga yolo

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poyzn:

Lazy kitty.

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samalame:

jonjonathanjon:

johnman:

Grandmas watch Kardashian sex tape. THIS IS THE FUNNIEST THING I HAVE SEEN ALL DAY. I laughed SO so much. I love these women. Thank you Reddit for finding this

Can these women PLEASE be my grandmothers?

This is amazing. I totally am shooting for benig the one on the right. ‘Wasn’t I right, Mary?? Two hands!’

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pondering

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